Kid Quotes

We all know kids say some crazy stuff. Here's some funnies our kids have come up with lately.

Ruth (when the sun is out and bright): "Mommy, eyes hot."

John (referring to my weights when I'm getting ready to exercise): "Do you need your muscles?" 

Dinah (on a walk in the estate): "That must be a white horse bone."
Ruth: "I'm pretty, Mommy."

John (while he's walking Calvin on the lease): "Calvin you are disobeying."

John: "Ruthie can't find Jesus."
Ruth (when she has gas): "Pole." 

Dinah: "Can God see us?" This isn't a funny. I'm glad she's thinking about God.

A conversation between Mommy and John:

John: "Did you throw it in the potty?"

Mommy: "Throw what in the potty?"

John: "Jesus."

This one has us laughing for a while. Who knows where kids come up with this stuff?